Silicon Valley is coming back!
Who’s your favorite character from HBO’s Silicon Valley?
Silicon Valley and the Pied Piper team is coming back to HBO in April 2017 – Who’s your favorite character?
Is it Richard Hendricks?
“Did I put your picture up on the big screen in the auditorium? Yes, but that was to prove a point to my friends that I’m not obsessed with you!” – Richard
“Let me explain something to you: your whole life you’ve been an ugly chick, but now suddenly you’re a hot chick with big tits and small nipples. So guys like that are gonna keep coming around. Don’t be a slut, Richard.” – Erlich
“Honestly, not really. I actually remember when they told me I got the AIDS thing, for just a second I thought they were telling me that I had AIDS. But then I realized, no, I was just the president of the AIDS thingy. But for a second it was pretty scary there.” – Bighead
“I mean, come on, Richard. As far as Pied Piper is concerned, he’s as pointless asMass Effect 3′s multiple endings. I mean, he’s a completely useless appendage and we all know it.” – Gilfoyle
“I half-jokingly said to Gilfoyle last night it looks like Richard’s gonna suck Erlich’s dick. But that would be reasonable compared to this.” – Dinesh
“I smoke a few cigarettes a week! Fine, I’ll ask Laurie for five minutes, but that’s it. And tell Jian-Yang he better bring it.” – Monica
“Well, people do create imaginary friends to meet their emotional needs. When I was little, I used to pretend that I shared a room with Harriet Tubman and we were always planning our big escape.” – Jared
Peter Gregory? (RIP)
“I don’t even think I could say, “Pied Piper is a proprietary site.” <beat> Well, I just did but it wasn’t easy.” – Peter Gregory
“Dress unattractively when you tell them. I read a study. The less sexual interest they feel for you, the less perturbing it will be. It sounds strange, but it’s credible. May I suggest the beige ensemble in which you came to work Tuesday?” – Laurie Breem
Or Jian Yang?
“Erlich Bachman, this is you as an old man. I’m ugly and I’m dead. Alone.” – Jian Yang
The winner will get a featured quote page for your enjoyment!