Some Jared Dunn Silicon Valley Moments to Brighten your day

Jared Dunn moments to brighten your day!

Jared Dunn from Silicon Valley

Silicon Valley is set to premiere it’s season 4 in April 2017, and i’m excited for Jared Dunn to come back!

01-Jared Dunn-Dangeruss-Mort

“At Hooli I once saw two engineers get into a fight so vicious, they almost made physical contact.”

17-Jared Dunn-Dangeruss-Mort

The time he had to clear Erlich’s bong

16-Jared Dunn-Dangeruss-Mort

“I simply imagine that my skeleton is me and my body is my house. That way I’m always home.”

15-Jared Dunn-Dangeruss-Mort

“If you keep screaming your name, it forces the assailant to acknowledge you as a human”

14-Jared Dunn-Dangeruss-Mort

“Sorry if I scared you, I know I have somewhat ‘ghostlike’ features”

13-Jared Dunn-Dangeruss-Mort

“How much would it be worth to you if I told you I had a GPS app called Pied Piper tracking the location of your child? I can follow your child anywhere, and there’s nothing you can do to stop me.”

06-Jared Dunn-Dangeruss-Mort

“Most missing children are never found. Interested, very interested or very interested?”

12-Jared Dunn-Dangeruss-Mort

“We were bros.”

11-Jared Dunn-Dangeruss-Mort

“Maybe now i’ll fan out my plumage, so to speak, and see what pretty birdies might share my nest.”

10-Jared Dunn-Dangeruss-Mort

“O Captain, my captain!”

09-Jared Dunn-Dangeruss-Mort

“But then, you, Richard, pulled me out of the life and you gave me a sense of self-worth, like Richard Gere did to Julia Roberts in “Pretty Woman””

08-Jared Dunn-Dangeruss-Mort

“Do you think maybe you sweat from your urethra?”

07-Jared Dunn-Dangeruss-Mort

“My uncle used to say, “You look like someone starved a virgin to death.””

05-Jared Dunn-Dangeruss-Mort

“Hitler actually played the bassoon. So technically, Hitler was the hitler of music.”

04-Jared Dunn-Dangeruss-Mort

“I’m going to go find some hoes to prioritize behind you.”

03-Jared Dunn-Dangeruss-Mort

“Or chatroulette. That was a social media and then they pivoted to become a playground for the sexually monstrous.”

02-Jared Dunn-Dangeruss-Mort

“I don’t want to count our chickens before they hatch, 3% of hatchlings are born mutated or dead, but we may have a healthy brood on our hands”