Eminem Is Basically A Verbal Machine Gun

Eminem = Machine Gun?

Did you ever wonder if Eminem could rap as fast as a machine gun?

The fine folks over at Reddit asked themselves, can Eminem rap as fast as a machine gun and they solved this enigma.



To Start Here are the Lyrics in question:

Uh, sama lamaa duma lamaa you assuming I’m a human
What I gotta do to get it through to you I’m superhuman
Innovative and I’m made of rubber
So that anything you saying ricocheting off of me and it’ll glue to you
I’m never stating, more than never demonstrating
How to give a motherfuckin’ audience a feeling like it’s levitating
Never fading, and I know that the haters are forever waiting
For the day that they can say I fell off, they’d be celebrating
Cause I know the way to get ’em motivated
I make elevating music, you make elevator music

Which corresponds to this point in the video:


Pretty fast… but do syllables exit his face hole as fast as bullets from the barrel of a machine gun?

The gun:



Ah, the Romanian RPK. Capable of shooting approximately 600 rounds per minute.

Here are the lyrics in question:

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Which Corresponds to this point in the video:

Pretty incredible… but is Eminem’s vocabulary a match for bullets?

The Argument


The answer is Yes, Eminem can spit ryhmes as fast as that murder machine can spit bullets.