Erlich Bachman is coming back soon! Silicon Valley Season 4

Erlich Bachman is coming back!

Who’s excited for some Erlich Bachman?

Season 4 comes back on April 23, 2017 at 10pm only on HBO! Let’s get prepared for the next season with some Erlich Bachman quotes!

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erlich 1
You just brought piss to a shit fight.

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erlich 10
I’ve always wanted to go to a binding arbitration. Everybody who’s ever sued me has settled out of court…pussies.

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erlich16
Everybody involved in the music industry is either stealing it or sharing it. They’re all a bunch of assholes, especially Radiohead.

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erlich 18
Are you trying to say Bros before hoes?

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erlich 17
Pornography accounts for 37% of all internet traffic. 38 when I’m on it.

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erlich 16
What kind of monster puts artisanal butter in the freezer?

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erlich 15
Let me explain something to you: your whole life you’ve been an ugly chick, but now suddently you’re a hot chick with big tits and small nipples. So guys like that are gonna keep coming around. Don’t be a slut, Richard.

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erlich 14
But there’s always been a hole in my heart. Not a literal hole like you would find in some babies with congenital diseases, but a metaphorical hole.

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erlich 13
Some hire a world class advertising agency, others hire a convicted felon that does illegal street art.

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erlich 12
Functionally all I’ve achieved is running a flop house where guys have shat, jerked off, and paid me no rent.

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erlich 11
So the platform can’t handle 3d files. You know what, 3d movies suck anyway.

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erlich 9
No, no, no. Richard, Richard, Richard, Richard. Respectfully…respectfully, you’re terrible. You have a world class showman standing right in front of you. And you’re gonna pass on that?

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erlich 7
The fuck you will be. We’ll call you when we want pleated Khakis

 

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erlich 6
You look like a ferret that gave up on himself six months ago.

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erlich 5
Don’t touch anything, failure is contagious.

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erlich 4
That chain is insane. And not in the membrane.

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erlich 3
Your muffins smell like shit, and so do your ideas.

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erlich 2
We are going to win even if I have to go into the auditorium and personally jerk off every guy in the audience.

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