Munchpak January 2017 Unboxing and Review

January 2017 MunchPak unboxing and review

It’s that time again, munchpak time. Most definitely the best time of the month, treats from all over the world!

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As usual, here’s a note from the person that packed our munchpak, hope you did a good job Nick.

Munchpak Note

We crack the box open to much surprise, there are a lot of items including some large items, this is exciting.

Smith’s Scampi Flavour Fries

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From UK

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Munchpak Cost: $3.00

Smiths Scampi Flavour Fries Opened

It smells alright, a lot like lemon and shrimp…exactly what to expect from a scampi. They have a hearty consistency and a texture much like captain crunch. It is overwhelmingly lemon flavored. Holy shit!

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It’s a cereal texture but not a cereal taste, I don’t like it. It tastes like… I don’t know.

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Costa Deli Cookies Cocadas

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From Chile

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Munchpak Cost: $2.00

Costa Cocada Deli Cookies Opened

I gagged at the smell, I hate coconut. At first taste there is no coconut, but sure enough that shit creeps up onto your taste buds like a swarm of fire ants overtaking an enemy. They did have a soft and buttery texture, it was beautiful until coconut flakes showed up to ruin the party. Grisly, chewy, grainy shreds of coconut wreck an otherwise decent cookie. The lingering aftertaste won’t soon be forgotten.

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Smells like pure coconut, the texture is very soft but has shreds of coconut and that makes me sad. It tastes like…drumroll….coconut.

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KD Mega Meanies Pickled Onion Flavor

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From Ireland

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Munchpak Cost: $2.00

 

KP Mega Meanies Opened

These things smell overwhelmingly of onion and vinegar, I love it. After eating, Ir tastes like my breath smells bad. The puff immediately sticks to the tongue, dries out the entire mouth, and spreads the flavor of pure raw onion and pickling spices, and the flavor is 10 times stronger than the smell.

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The smell is awful, I wish I could rate it a zero. The texture is what I expected, it’s a corn puff, but the taste is the worse munchpak item ever. Fucking Nick!

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Bebeto Crayola Gummies

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From Turkey

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Munchpak Cost: $2.00

Bebeto Crayola Gummies Opened

The Bebeto gummies smell like a waxy fruit mess. The texture is like a gummy but harder, but they might be better if fresh. The colors/flavours are; Blue – Tastes like raspberry, great. Red – Fake flavor with a waxy aftertaste, possibly made from actual crayola crayons. Green – Green apple flavored, tastes decent, still kind of artificial. Orange – overwhelming orange flavor, tastes like an orange peel. Yellow – Definitely lemon flavored, tastes like a lemon rind. These generally taste like crayola crayons smell. Based on Danger’s review… he probably eats crayons.

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The smell is fruity, the texture is soft and chewy and they are full of flavor, better than most gummies.

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Bebeto Funny Bears Gummies

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From Turkey

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Munchpak Cost: $1.00

Bebeto Funny Bears Opened

These things smell very astringent, like a strong chemical of some sort. They do not smell fruity at all, and they taste very waxy, extremely fake. The Texture is harder than most gummies. I hate these.

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These things smell like cat piss, they taste like chemicals and they are tougher than the other gummies.

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Mincher Strawberry Wafer

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From Taiwan

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Munchpak Cost: $1.00

Mincher Wafer Opened

Ah, the Mincher wafer, we’ve had this exact flavor before… and the sweet smell of strawberry skyrockets me back to that day. Seriously, these things smell delicious. On the first bite it instantly absorbs every drop of moisture in the mouth, tongue is bone dry. There is no flavor of note, except small “pockets” of extremely sour, but it certainly doesn’t taste of strawberries. Where does that smell come from? The anti-flavor of these wafers spreads across the tongue like a wildfire, and lingers.

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Smells very much like strawberry, but it’s sour, not even a hint of strawberry. Weird. The texture is what you would expect from a normal wafer.

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Brown & Haley Peanut Butter Mountain Bar

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From USA

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Munchpak Cost: $2.00

Brown and Haley Peanut Butter Mountain Bar Opened

Wow, this smells of delicious roasted peanuts, no chocolate smell though, strange. First thing that hits the tongue on the first bite is a very dry peanut butter, it’s off-putting for a second but soon the rich milk chocolate swoops in to save the day. A fantastic combination really. The texture is pretty amazing, it’s the dry peanut butter, followed by rich chocolate and in the very center is a fudge like chocolate with small crisps in it, this thing is great.

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Smells like peanuts, it has a soft and creamy texture, and it’s like a really creamy Reese’s peanut butter cup…delicious!

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Nestle Smarties

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From Germany

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Munchpak Cost: $3.00

Nestle Smarties Opened

The Nestle smarties are quite a bit different than the US version of smarties, which are a compact candy disc. These closely resemble M&Ms as far as appearance goes. There is no smell whatsoever, even after biting one in half (regretfully) they still omit no aroma of anything, not candy, not chocolate, not the weird fruity notes that I can taste. Without a smell there is no warning of the impending doom that’s about to crawl all over my tastebuds, the bitter fruity flavor is pure and simply, gross. The candy shell is really crunchy and hard, this thing is bad on every level.

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There is no smell whatsoever, the texture is harder than American M&Ms, and they are not nearly as good as M&M’s. They remind me of easter chocolate eggs.

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Rowntrees Fruit Gums

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From UK

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Munchpak Cost: $3.00

Rowntrees Fruit Gum Opened

My first thought about these is that they remind me of JuJu fruits, and I was right. The package said they use no fake colors, flavors, or preservatives, so that’s cool. They smell kind of fruity, if anything, it’s very subtle. Texture is very hard, not really chewy, they got stuck to my teeth pretty hard, but they taste fantastic, so getting them stuck in your teeth isn’t really a bad thing, just allows the flavor to linger longer.

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Don’t have a smell really, they are very hard and stick to your teeth and they taste like shit…thumbs down.

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Hill Custard Cream Biscuits Vanilla

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From UK

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Munchpak Cost: $3.00

Hill Custard Cream Opened

Upon opening the package, the aroma hits the nostrils, and it’s a good one. It smells of sweet pure sugar and vanilla. The cookies are crunchy but soft at the same time which is great, the problem is that while you can see the cream, when eating it’s impossible to tell where the cookie ends and the cream begins, furthermore, there is no taste of cream or vanilla, just tastes like a plain, unfilled cookie.

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Smells like regular vanilla cookies and they are soft, almost flaky. Now that’s a good cookie! Not as hard as a vanilla creme cookie, and much better tasting.

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So, there you have it, our thoughts on the latest munchpak, and as always, they fill it with amazing and intriguing items from across the globe.